Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Breasts, Booblies, Tatas and More!

I don't get it. Call me stupid......call me obtuse.....okay, are we done with name calling yet? What is so fascinating about breasts? Yeah, they are kind of in your face, but what is the big deal? There are so many other aspects to a woman which are so much more becoming. What about......

the eyes.....the windows to the soul, capable of expressing everything from soul-wrenching grief to all-encompassing love without saying a word

the hands...which can wield a weapon of war, comfort a heartbroken child, and caress a lover's face with unmatched grace and elegance

the brain.....capable of producing ideas which can vex, confound, irritate, entertain, enlighten and educate

the personality....running the gamut from shy bookworm to flirtatious vixen

the arms....which alternately embrace, resist, restrain and within the circle of which can be found the most comfort you have had since you were a child

the shoulders...which at times seem capable of carrying the weight of the world

the knees.....which are resilient enough to keep getting us back up every time we get knocked down on them

the feet....which cover all the ground they stand on, immovable, unshakeable, capable of walking with you anywhere your life may take you.

All of these inexplicably wonderful aspects of women....and they and their rightful place in the minds of a lot of men have been replaced by.......humongous bazookas....titillating tatas....randy jubblies.....knockers....hooters.....you get the point.

Maybe I'm a little thick.....but I still don't get it.

And I don't think I ever will....which may be a good thing.

Peace alllll.................

21 comments:

Shane said...

I've been asked this question several times and I've never been able to give a decent answer, but I'll give it a whirl again.

There are two body parts that a woman has that a man doesn't (I don't think I have to tell you what they are). Sure a woman's hands are different than a man's and their legs are different, but their boobs are reeeeaaally different. To me, breasts symbolize womanhood. I suppose it's the same reason why women like men with big muscles and big _______. In their minds a "real" man is well-built and well-endowed.

I don't know if I buy the idea that breasts represent motherhood because that's just too oogy for me to think about. It's this simple: Boobs = Woman. The more pronounced your boobs are, the more "Woman" you are. I don't know .... makes sense to me.

sprinkle4 said...

I may have just given myself a concussion from beating my forehead on my computer monitor.

Shane said...

Huh? Not the answer you were looking for?

sprinkle4 said...

It was the one that I was expecting;)

Shane said...

Sorry. I wish I could have given you something more insightful, but that's honestly how I see it.

Oh great One said...

I think that was well said Sprinkle.

sprinkle4 said...

Thank you guys for letting me know that I am not nuts after all....at least not because of this;)

Shane said...

Thanks for showing Lynn some love. You're quite the gal.

sprinkle4 said...

You know, until I had kids I was what was more kindly referred to as 'flat-chested' (and was pretty cool with it) but after being pregnant twice it was like a helium overload! Of course I would have gladly done without the increase up top if I could have done without it at the bottom as well....i.e. meet my hips aka Lukas and Jakob;) Both sets just seem to get in the way at the most inopportune moments...like when the kids step on them. (Don't ask;))

You're welcome Shane, anytime:)

CaCaBoy said...

Well, well, well. Now here is something I can relate with. I agree, to a point, that the "girls" do in fact seperate the boys from the girls, however I think this issue is deeper then just "Golly, look 'ems some bigguns!" I think men (or at least ME) find them beautiful, and comforting. Laying ones head on the chest of the woman you love is a completely zen type thing. It makes you feel safe, secure, and loved.
But hey, I still cried over all the delicious slang for glorious breasts!

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