One of these days:
I will have a clean house for over 2 hours at a time.
I will find a job that I truly enjoy.
I will look in the mirror and like what I see.
I will be able to say something tactfully;)
I will tell my boss(es) off and leave for something better.
I will tell those girls with the belly button rings how ridiculous they are going to look in 20 years.
I will be my own boss.
I will wear ugly hats and sit on the front porch with my cat.
I will be known as 'the really cool old lady down the street';)
I will have pretty feet.
I will buy a belt for every man I see with sagging pants.
I will buy an extra yard of material for every girl I see with not enough clothes on.
I will be satisfied.
All of my questions will be answered.
I will not grieve any more.
I will be a role model.
I will look back on all of this and laugh....and maybe cry a little too.
One of these days is not today....
But one day it will be.
Peace alllll...........
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I will be a wonderful person, just like Sprinkle.
PS: Did you get my email with the recipes you wanted?
how about...I will kick those spammer's butts???
Leslie: I have them now! (thanks for reminding me to check my e-mail..it has been neglected for about 4 days now;))
Slade: I forgot to put that one on my list! Although what Harriet Miers has to do with arkansas highway construction I'm still not sure on:)
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They have been hitting me too! Only they are getting the old posts. Idiots. You and I seem to be some of the only ones with no verification. I'm holding out Sprinkle!
By the way. I really did enjoy this post. I think you should quit your job and write a column for a newspaper. You would ROCK!
OGO: LMAO! I still love the one about the cold sore pics. Now if they would only send me something interesting, like "how to kill a spammer in 30 keystrokes or less'
BBav: Thank you so much and I am fine. I normally take about 5 minutes a month for self-reflection, and deep thought before returning to more important questions..like how to get that cheese off my ceiling;)
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I enjoy your thoughtfulness. You remind me of me. Always one bad day from killing everyone!
Or maybe that's just me!
savo says>>one of these days I will be more intellegent and have less mediocraty(and better spelling)whats a brother to do??trying to use the wrong tags
LOL..being from alabama there's only so much intelligence you can expect to gain in a lifetime;)
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